Thanks Today@AU campus wide email for this gem today:
Announcing Auditions for a Staged Reading of Beautiful. Seeking AU women of all ages and ethnicities, but size does matter! We are looking for full-figured shapely, healthy, hearty, and voluptuous women! Auditions will be held Monday, January 25 and Tuesday, January 26, from 6:00 to 9:00 p.m. in the Wellness Center, McCabe Hall. Please e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org to receive audition materials. The production will be a staged reading and will only be a three-week commitment. Beautiful, a play by Gina Evers about body, women, love, size, and life, will be performed February 18-19.
Bon Appetit Specials. Enjoy a baked potato bar meal swipe between 6:00 and 9:00 p.m. today in the Tavern. Go to www.cafebonappetit.com/americanuniversity for more information.
So if you really want to make the cut ladies, you have the potato bar to help you out.